Close to Home by John McPherson for February 01, 2018

Worthy of the fake heads in the successful Alcatraz break out.

I’m going with the “A.” Unless he injures himself while he’s out skipping class. Then I’d fail him.

Judge him on the quality of the birdhouse. Did it meet all of the parameters of the assignment in an exemplary manner?

Wooden you know it that Robert would get board in class and pined to be somewhere else. He’s probably down on on the corner of Pine and Maple making as ash of himself.

Robert “wood” get an “A” from me!

‘A’ for the sculpture. Detention for the skip.

He forgot to paint it or it might have worked!

I’d go with A+.

Reminds me of something I saw somewhere. Test Question “Give an example of a risk”. Answer “No”.

That teacher can’t see the forest through the trees. He was hoping the teacher would leaf him alone.

I vote for the A.