Close to Home by John McPherson for January 30, 2018

Chaos Butterfly.

From the looks on their faces, it looks like she was driving.

I’ve done that with all kinds of critters, but never wrecked.

I’ve done that with all kinds of critters, but never wrecked.

Better use the breathalyzer on them

And took out… a tree… a squirrel… and an owl… and a deer… and…

Kind of reminds me of those idiots who are so against murder that they blow up an abortion clinic full of people or the anti-fur guy(or girl) who throws paint on someone’s fur coat when all they are doing is causing more animals to die in order to replace the destroyed coat.

Something needs to be said about their eyesight – to see a cute….fuzzy….caterpillar on the road.

The way this comic draws, the police cruiser doesn’t look to be in much better shape than the wrecked car.

Where exactly was this caterpillar that the driver could see, on the windshield?

And so 750 other insects died to save the life of one.

Years ago I would stop real fast on a back road. When a person asked why, I would say I had too let a mother piss ant and her kids cross the road!

Must have good eye sight to see a fuzzy caterpillar on the street. I would’ve ran it over without even knowing it.

Sounds like they shared a hookah with that caterpillar first.