Close to Home by John McPherson for February 25, 2018

Don’t scratch too low in the back.

Wouldn’t you assume the banana tattoo would be in his pants?

Starting to smell like blood.

Careful scratching the low hanging fruit.

She keeps that up, heel have a strawberry.

Stay away from the durian tattoo.

He should get teeth braces instead

Don’t scratch too much or they won’t heal.

Someone’s gonna patent this within the next 24 hours…

Funny but, no match for his 12/30/2017 “Don’t forget the alamode”!

Shoulda gone with flavored…

I wonder what the tattoo in his arm pit is?

And on her ya gotta try the cantaloupes and the tuna fish

And on her ya gotta try the cantaloupes and the tuna fish