Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 13, 2018

What does TV smell like?

She doesn’t attract me. I mean she doesn’t smell like beer and pizza.

Pizza calamari, to be precise.

Sigh….. I guess I need some new perfume.

I would bet that Brewster smells like ham and cheese balls to her.

Oooh… So close.

May we please smell Pam’s pheromones?

..and XBox. She needs to smell like XBox.

..and XBox. She needs to smell like XBox.

WARNING BREWSTER! In a year or two, you’ll be smelling yesterday’s pizza and reruns.

Did anyone check to see if she’s carnivorous?

What a big eye you have…

Is that a pseudopod in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

I guess she is taking Brewster out for dinner.

I’m recalling “Galaxy Quest.” And “Futurama.”

I’m recalling “Galaxy Quest.” And “Futurama.”

Old tube type TV’s had distinct smell of warm electronics. I worked in electronics for over 40 years. The new ones smell like plastic.