Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 16, 2010

I don’t think the husband had a stroke. Sheesh! ;-)

Five, obviously.

What did he do to tee her off?

Guess he’s still in the rough.

I wonder if he looked green

William Pursell– Isn’t there an Old English poem that goes something like, “He whacked her seven times, then he whacked her seven more?”

Wasn’t she a woodspecker?

Obviously not reading their own newspaper

Magnamax,

Are you thinking of:

“Lizzie Borden took an ax And gave her father forty whacks.

When the job was nicely done She gave her mother forty-one,”?

Just one. She was above par for his head.

Yeah, I’ll bet she aced it.

Her caddy mis-clubbed her. Husbands are no more than a hard seven iron, depending on the wind.

Hey, lookit all the pretty stars.

That was a fairway to get the job done.

i bet the shaft bent with a shot like that

Don’t know, but her husband definitely ended up below par.

I believe it is called a “head” in one!

When you play through, you just might get hit.

She bogeyed him to death!

Well, at least she didn’t try to hide him in a sand trap

Hey, she had better aim than Tiger Woods’ wife. Wonder if she was under par when he became unconscious??