I don’t think the husband had a stroke. Sheesh! ;-)
Five, obviously.
What did he do to tee her off?
Guess he’s still in the rough.
I wonder if he looked green
William Pursell– Isn’t there an Old English poem that goes something like, “He whacked her seven times, then he whacked her seven more?”
Wasn’t she a woodspecker?
Obviously not reading their own newspaper
Magnamax,
Are you thinking of:
“Lizzie Borden took an ax And gave her father forty whacks.
When the job was nicely done She gave her mother forty-one,”?
Just one. She was above par for his head.
Yeah, I’ll bet she aced it.
Her caddy mis-clubbed her. Husbands are no more than a hard seven iron, depending on the wind.
Hey, lookit all the pretty stars.
That was a fairway to get the job done.
i bet the shaft bent with a shot like that
Don’t know, but her husband definitely ended up below par.
I believe it is called a “head” in one!
When you play through, you just might get hit.
She bogeyed him to death!
Well, at least she didn’t try to hide him in a sand trap
Hey, she had better aim than Tiger Woods’ wife. Wonder if she was under par when he became unconscious??
Rick McKee
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
I don’t think the husband had a stroke. Sheesh! ;-)
Yukoner over 14 years ago
Five, obviously.
Joe_Minotaur over 14 years ago
What did he do to tee her off?
AKHenderson Premium Member over 14 years ago
Guess he’s still in the rough.
hlagallah over 14 years ago
I wonder if he looked green
magnamax over 14 years ago
William Pursell– Isn’t there an Old English poem that goes something like, “He whacked her seven times, then he whacked her seven more?”
medved over 14 years ago
Wasn’t she a woodspecker?
OzzieJohn over 14 years ago
Obviously not reading their own newspaper
eepatte over 14 years ago
Magnamax,
Are you thinking of:
“Lizzie Borden took an ax And gave her father forty whacks.
When the job was nicely done She gave her mother forty-one,”?
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
Just one. She was above par for his head.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yeah, I’ll bet she aced it.
Sandfan over 14 years ago
Her caddy mis-clubbed her. Husbands are no more than a hard seven iron, depending on the wind.
gjsjr41 over 14 years ago
Hey, lookit all the pretty stars.
CogentModality over 14 years ago
That was a fairway to get the job done.
steelerman66 over 14 years ago
i bet the shaft bent with a shot like that
mjpankr over 14 years ago
Don’t know, but her husband definitely ended up below par.
JPBecker over 14 years ago
I believe it is called a “head” in one!
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
When you play through, you just might get hit.
worldisacomic over 14 years ago
She bogeyed him to death!
taker48 over 14 years ago
Well, at least she didn’t try to hide him in a sand trap
rushfan3 over 14 years ago
Hey, she had better aim than Tiger Woods’ wife. Wonder if she was under par when he became unconscious??