Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 19, 2018

Blasted Weems, that perfidious parson!

I’ve heard of whistling pines.

Is this the original release or the director’s cut?

George was accused of lying and treechery.

Our current president would hire an alien to cut down the tree and then ban aliens for cutting down trees.

I LOVE it!

This movie won’t be that scary. He only takes out one tree, in the open, in broad daylight, and he doesn’t lie about. Wait until the sequel when he takes out a whole orchard and the cover of darkness.

Happy presidents’ day.

So we’ve now gone the full 180°, from the one who could not tell a lie, to the one who cannot NOT tell a lie.

Have a Medium Prescient’s Day.

I heard this stairs you so much, you cry until you overflow your saps.