Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 10, 2018

They sell vodka in a bottle shaped like a skull and a rum named after a sea monster. “Rot gut” would be more popular then kamikazis or zombies.

They rotted so many guts that people started a rebellion, and I rotted my brain so much that I can’t remember the name of that rebellion.

Despite the product, their business plan was ever clear.

It is pretty hard to stomach.

I think they got it right. They sell more rotgut these days.

Rotgut whiskey. If its good whiskey, its Rotgut.

Looks better than the Film Flam brothers and their Super Easy Cider Squeezy 6000.