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My favourite one is:
âBoth cats and dogs get fed by humans, but while the dog thinks âTheyâre giving me food, that must mean they are godsâ the cats think âTheyâre giving me good, that must mean that Iâm a godââ :)
Yeah, well, I keep hearing men saying that women rule - and itâs usually the men who refuse to share the driverâs seat, so to speak. I would love someone to explain how women rule.
My cat shows a huge amount of gratitude when she eats - she purrs and eats at the same time - it sounds funny. And then she needs her daily dose of pick-me-up-and-love-me - though she does like to be chased down for it. And as an expression of camaraderie, I roar at her like a lion, and then she purrs back - loves it for some reason.
Iâm lucky - this cat was a great find.
William, You made me think. That was probably one of the reasons why my wife left me. I was kind and loving, but refused to be manipulated.
Johanan, I take a small exception to âA lion, needless to say, owns everything in sight.â I donât think he owns that 50 caliber bullet coming towards him, or the man that sent it on itâs way.
i have a 11 yr old orange tabby,,, iâve shown his pic here before, and he comes when called,, but heaven forbid i walk past his food dish without filling it!
This one reminds me of a Garfield classic from a few years ago. In the first two panels, Jon answers the phone with âHello?â and repeats the question of âDo I own a cat?â. Then Garfield walks in and says, âI have 30 frozen turkeys on the lawn!â and Jon answers on the phone, âNo; I do not.â lol. That was a good gag.
Dogs think they are human. Cats know they are gods.
Dogs have masters. Cats have People.
Wanât to call a dog? Make any noise whatsoever. Want to call a cat? Pick up a food dish.
People train dogs. Cats train people.
gjackers over 14 years ago
Amen to that ! What was the saying again ? âDogs have owners, cats have staff ?â
Love Garfâs indifferent expression in the first two panels, by the way !
BigDaveGlass over 14 years ago
Safe answer
pouncingtiger over 14 years ago
Pets own people.
Llewellenbruce over 14 years ago
Whatâd you do now Garfield?
Rakkav over 14 years ago
âCanât donât rent, they own.â
A lion, needless to say, owns everything in sight.
Winterbay over 14 years ago
My favourite one is: âBoth cats and dogs get fed by humans, but while the dog thinks âTheyâre giving me food, that must mean they are godsâ the cats think âTheyâre giving me good, that must mean that Iâm a godââ :)
MittensRhino over 14 years ago
No the saying is Cats donât have masters just good friends
woodwork over 14 years ago
women and cats ruleâŠmen and dogs just have to accept that fact.
GreighWolf over 14 years ago
@William - I entirely agree with you on that one.
bestis2come over 14 years ago
Yeah, well, I keep hearing men saying that women rule - and itâs usually the men who refuse to share the driverâs seat, so to speak. I would love someone to explain how women rule.
My cat shows a huge amount of gratitude when she eats - she purrs and eats at the same time - it sounds funny. And then she needs her daily dose of pick-me-up-and-love-me - though she does like to be chased down for it. And as an expression of camaraderie, I roar at her like a lion, and then she purrs back - loves it for some reason. Iâm lucky - this cat was a great find.
Maryfink over 14 years ago
The cats absolutely rule the house - we are staff.
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
William, you werenât supposed to figure that out.
Rise22 over 14 years ago
We are simply warm furnitureâŠcats knowâŠ
IdahoSpud over 14 years ago
William, You made me think. That was probably one of the reasons why my wife left me. I was kind and loving, but refused to be manipulated.
Johanan, I take a small exception to âA lion, needless to say, owns everything in sight.â I donât think he owns that 50 caliber bullet coming towards him, or the man that sent it on itâs way.
keltii over 14 years ago
i have a 11 yr old orange tabby,,, iâve shown his pic here before, and he comes when called,, but heaven forbid i walk past his food dish without filling it!
dalbino83 over 14 years ago
Cats remember when they were worshiped as gods in Egypt thousands of years ago, and they still expect that adoration!
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
I own myself. No one own me anyway!
tomsdiy over 14 years ago
best is2come, Well, sure, women rule. They control the checkbook, the menu, the bed, and the TV remote. What else is there?
mark.dillon over 14 years ago
Oh yeah? Check out todays Heart of the City!
momazilla over 14 years ago
Cats are the masters of all they survey, unless there is a squirrel in the yard who can beat the bleeep out of them.
rgcviper over 14 years ago
This one reminds me of a Garfield classic from a few years ago. In the first two panels, Jon answers the phone with âHello?â and repeats the question of âDo I own a cat?â. Then Garfield walks in and says, âI have 30 frozen turkeys on the lawn!â and Jon answers on the phone, âNo; I do not.â lol. That was a good gag.
magnamax over 14 years ago
Dogs think they are human. Cats know they are gods. Dogs have masters. Cats have People. Wanât to call a dog? Make any noise whatsoever. Want to call a cat? Pick up a food dish. People train dogs. Cats train people.
Should I go on?
codycab over 14 years ago
Looks like jons the one who gets âownedâ