Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 23, 2018

Try the kibble. I’ll be here all week.

He’s funnier than Seinfeld.

Terrier’s a riot. Where’dja think Darby got the idea for the name?

He sounds like Henny Youngman.

Saw him in that play, The Leash. He played the lead.

In a crate? Where have you been? All you need is a note from your hypochondria-enabler and voila! You’re an emotional support dog. Or cat. Or peacock. Or sheep. Or..any obnoxious animal you’re to cheap to pay for.

“I just shot an elephant in my pyjamas. It’s hard to aim and shoot a gun when you don’t have opposable thumbs.”

Like Seinfeld’s show, this comic is about nothing.

He’s barking mad, that one.

Wait. Satchel came out? When did that happen?

Maybe a dingo ate your baby.

Just a minute now, the dog has arms? Sorry. ;<))

“Well, here’s another nice mess I’ve made on your carpet…”

“Take my leash … please.” Sounds like someone needs to piddle.

I’d buy a ticket.