Monty by Jim Meddick for February 26, 2018

He’s captain Wimp, so he never had any ‘private parts’ to begin with.

So Monty, the world’s biggest bumbling idiot, just ups and creates possibly the most complex device ever created by man, and does it in his living room? Big stretchhhhhhh there. Perhaps if the robot had made it….

Steve and other doubters….. Monty started out in the strip as a brilliant, nerdy inventor, but physically weak and unattractive, with zero social skills,

and a sort of unrealistic over-confidence that makes his projects and his relationships fail.

There have been too many changes of story line, characters, etc, including a couple of major retcons, to give a coherent timeline in one comment…

in fact, I believe he originally was said to have invented EB3… which is really impressive.

But later that was removed from both his memory and the back story, and Doc brought the little android from another planet(?)

Nonetheless, I believe he’s still supposed to be capable of genius-level invention,

if he would just focus, and not step on his own feet.

Now we are ready to colonize Mars with a bunch of eunuchs.

Um, how does the little robot know this?

I guess his pants didn’t beam over either…unless EB took them off to look.

“Make it grow, Number One…”

Geesh, E.B.! Don’t you know about action figures (a.k.a. dolls for boys)? Only a few are “anatomically correct,” and those are not commonly sold to the general public….

Monty better check inside those undies to make sure he is still anatomically correct!

Captain Picard is proof there is no cure for baldness in the 23rd century.