Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for April 07, 2018

No Wallace, babies come from cauliflower.

And here I thought they came from the cabbage patch.

Thank goodness they didn’t just chuck ’im right in there!

Ya gots’ta love dad stories.

:D

That’s how the Kents found Superman.

This almost tops Calvin’s dad’s “you were a blue light special at Kmart” story.

I wish I’d seen this strip when I was a kid. I would have told my brother he came with the junk mail!(He wasn’t very bright. He was older than both my sister and I, and yet when he was about 12 we got our heads together and started telling him he was adopted. Darn near convinced him, too!)

I was the prize in a box of Cracker Jacks.

First the Amelia origin story, now the Wallace and Sterling Origin stories blended together. Up next: Spud origin story?

Wallace’s eyes are so huge. I am sure he is like …WHAT?!

Wait, a different comic said sterling was 3-d printed in the cheap model version.

Funniest origin story this week.