The original lyrics according to my papa were:Nobody likes meEverybody hates meGoing out in the garden and eat wooo oo rrr msBig fat greasy onesLong fat skinny onesItsy bitsy teensy weensy wooo oo rrr ms
Bite their heads off, Suck their guts out,Throw the skins away…The version I learned many moons ago. Bugger now that’s going to be stuck in my head all day…
A poem my mom used to sing when I would get mad…first name is interchangable. “Alexa’s mad, and I’m glad, and I know how to please her, a bottle of ink, to make her stink, and a little boy to kiss her on the cheek.”
I remember someone telling me that they like to see if someone had Alexa by walking into the house and calling out, “Alexa, order 500 boxes of extra large condoms.”
rivka1234 over 6 years ago
The original lyrics according to my papa were:Nobody likes meEverybody hates meGoing out in the garden and eat wooo oo rrr msBig fat greasy onesLong fat skinny onesItsy bitsy teensy weensy wooo oo rrr ms
mjb515 over 6 years ago
The easily offended get eaten.
Vidrinath Premium Member over 6 years ago
Have you tried “Alexa, what is Jeff Bezos’ Swiss bank account number?”
starfighter441 over 6 years ago
Bite their heads off, Suck their guts out,Throw the skins away…The version I learned many moons ago. Bugger now that’s going to be stuck in my head all day…
lopaka over 6 years ago
It’s sick when a radio makes you feel inferior. I am waiting for our first argument.
Nyckname over 6 years ago
Just ask for some old Filk or S.C.A. songs and watch her short out.
matzam Premium Member over 6 years ago
not the version I grew up with
Robert Miller Premium Member over 6 years ago
A poem my mom used to sing when I would get mad…first name is interchangable. “Alexa’s mad, and I’m glad, and I know how to please her, a bottle of ink, to make her stink, and a little boy to kiss her on the cheek.”
dogday Premium Member over 6 years ago
THAT’S IT!!! RJ HAS BEEN OFFENSIVE TO….SOMEONE. HAUL HIM OFF TO “I’M OFFENDED” JAIL!
ROY PICKETT over 6 years ago
The worms go in. The worms go out. The worms play pinochle on my snout.
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
I didn’t realize there were lyrics to that!
patlaborvi over 6 years ago
I remember someone telling me that they like to see if someone had Alexa by walking into the house and calling out, “Alexa, order 500 boxes of extra large condoms.”
ToonGuy300 over 6 years ago
Let’s hope they stump Siri, too.
Unless they already did.