At least John knows where he’ll be going after he dies.
Don’t worry. John’s made a spare.
He should get a free pass.
“Three times in as many weeks…” St. Pete has failed his assessment…
That’s right, because I’m installing a combination lock.
A veteran locksmith died of late
And did arrive at Heaven’s gate
He stood outside and did not knock
Because he meant to pick the lock
Ring them bells Saint Peter where the four winds blow
Ring them bells with an iron hand-Bob Dylan
Next time, get someone on the inside – John Locke-smith.
Aaannnd, the origin of St. John.
The Gates of Heaven may be locked, but the road to Hell is always open.
Hide a spare under a cloud?
Apparently he just didn’t try to push the gate when the sign says pull because i don’t see a latch between the gates holding them together.
A recently deceased Carmelite Sister had arrived. She was nun of the above…I’ll show myself out…
I had a new death experience. Good news, God is coming down for a visit. Bad news, she’s black and she’s pissed.
Bilan almost 7 years ago
At least John knows where he’ll be going after he dies.
Superfrog almost 7 years ago
Don’t worry. John’s made a spare.
Charliegirl Premium Member almost 7 years ago
He should get a free pass.
PICTO almost 7 years ago
“Three times in as many weeks…” St. Pete has failed his assessment…
J Short almost 7 years ago
That’s right, because I’m installing a combination lock.
Croms almost 7 years ago
A veteran locksmith died of late
And did arrive at Heaven’s gate
He stood outside and did not knock
Because he meant to pick the lock
osceola almost 7 years ago
Ring them bells Saint Peter where the four winds blow
Ring them bells with an iron hand-Bob Dylan
uniquename almost 7 years ago
Next time, get someone on the inside – John Locke-smith.
StratmanRon almost 7 years ago
Aaannnd, the origin of St. John.
osceola almost 7 years ago
The Gates of Heaven may be locked, but the road to Hell is always open.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Hide a spare under a cloud?
mantydad almost 7 years ago
Apparently he just didn’t try to push the gate when the sign says pull because i don’t see a latch between the gates holding them together.
TurbosDad almost 7 years ago
A recently deceased Carmelite Sister had arrived. She was nun of the above…I’ll show myself out…
Teto85 Premium Member almost 7 years ago
I had a new death experience. Good news, God is coming down for a visit. Bad news, she’s black and she’s pissed.