Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for February 27, 2018

And you can be sure Arlo would recognise it.

he might have caused it!

Your lipstick is straight, dear. So what if your lips may be crooked? That just adds to your charm.

… just be careful of the “Does this lipstick make by butt look huge….” because there is no right answer… Just kiss her on the lips and realize that the lipstick is no longer straight…

I learned decades ago that this is the best answer to mousetrap questions: “Gee, dear. I can’t really tell. What do YOU think?”

If he starts a sentence with “Hey, Bozo!”, your lipstick is crooked. And too heavy.

If he starts a sentence with “Hey, Bozo!”, your lipstick is crooked. And too heavy.

Silly woman, use the mirror on the passenger side to check your lip gloss.

In my whole life I’ve only seen one woman that I can remember whose lipstick was constantly awry. She was in her 80s and senile. Her daughter said that she her mom was happy with it so that was just fine.

Janis wears lipstick??

Janis wears lipstick??

And if it’s ever crooked, he’ll straighten it for you.

Not even sure what that means….maybe missed a lip altogether? Or… half a lip?

In 25 years, Arlo has never failed to investigate the situation until, to his satisfaction, his lipstick is crooked… ☺

of course, and Arlo would also tell her if the dress made her look fat.

Of course he is not ever going to say her make up is wrong. Then she would go back in the house to fix it and make them late for whatever they are going to.