FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 17, 2018

Eh, Jasoni the Magnificent can just make them vanish with a well-placed curtain and some running shoes.

I guess Eileen Jacobson and Phoebe Wu would outdo Jason at being magicians than lovely assistants.

Sadly, this is rerun just after Harry Anderson died.

Copperfield… Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

One day puberty is going to hit Jason like a Mack truck.

I don’t think supermodels throw themselves at Penn Jillette, and I know they don’t throw themselves at James Randi. So you can still be a great magician.