FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 03, 2018

Roses are red, violets are blue;I’m schezophrenic, and so am I.

never write something that your mouth can’t cash poems included

I honestly thought Eileen would be more disgusted than pleased! What an interesting turn…

If this was supposed to be a Mother’s Day card, shouldn’t Jason have written “Happy Mother’s Day” on it?

How disasters occurred before the hot mic.

I am banging my head on my desk right now.

Could have been worse. Could have been an email that went global instead of where it was intended.

Either that’s not the whole poem, or Jason lied about how many times he said “love.”

This was to his mom??? Blech.

“My feelings for you knows no bounds”? Who in the heck talks like this to their mother????

“Zounds” doesn’t rhyme with “bounds”; it rhymes with “wounds”. It’s short for “God’s wounds” (on the Cross).