Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 27, 2019

If they train long and easy enough, they can graduate to become perendination abbots.

I would have finished reading this, but I fell asleep.

I should think that putting off eating and drinking would finish them off before they had accumulated much psychic weight.

I’m thinking about commenting today.

I’ll think of a witty comment to make about this comic later.

Fortunately, they have sold a load of salvation by good works to a hive of busybody volunteers. The committee cleans out the nonresponsive bodies after the Tuesday prayer breakfast.

A true master would have said; “Later we should pile the bodies somewhere.”

At least they are taking them all in and with the vow of chastity do not pass on their genes to the next generation.