The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 08, 2018

Make him walk the plank if he burns another loaf!

Well, I never had him pegged for a domestic type….

though he does turn out a pretty good plank steak.

And his chocolate ship cookies are to die for.

He should get out of the West Indies and try the Yeast Indies.

On the ship Dyslexia, Black Beard tries to live up to his new moniker.

I’m not one of them, but some people like it that way.

His career on shipboard is toast.

If it’s eating and adventure you seek, sail with Captain Cook to the Sandwich Islands.

Well, those pirates are pretty crusty.

Yarrhh! Osceola beat me to the pucnhline! And a good one at that, it be. yarr…

Aye, this bread be dry, says I!

There’s neither Rye nor reason for it.

More like Captain Typo, methinks.

Some good black pumpernickel can make for a very tasty, if not very filling, Reuben.

Didn’t his mother Teach him proper baking?

I find it curious that the largest “button” on the page is the “unfollow” button. What do you suppose management is saying to us?

Luckily – or unluckily – Captain Brackbard’s baking ‘skills’ proved better than his typing skills and his ability as a poet, don’t you know it..