I have an accidental death or dismemberment policy that will pay more if I lose both legs than if I lose one (left or right doesn’t matter). But since I already am missing one leg, the most I can lose now is one, even though I would end up without any leg to stand on. (Pun intended, but the situation is no joke.)
COWBOY7 about 14 years ago
I don’t think you read the fine print, Ziggy!
LittleSister18 about 14 years ago
Bummer!
lungdoc about 14 years ago
Loopholes.
lungdoc about 14 years ago
But while you’re here you are due for a colonoscopy.
Mary E Abdill Premium Member about 14 years ago
Unfortunately, it’s true. I had “scoping” on both knees. Insurance only paid for the surgery on the left knee. Still fighting.
twj0729 about 14 years ago
I wonder why that doesn’t surprise me?
Hoosiereader about 14 years ago
It’s a good thing you’re not in Canada Ziggy, you would have to wait 6 months to get your left leg repaired.
DrMoses about 14 years ago
Ziggy, there is always going to be something for you that is not going to be RIGHT. Never the less suck it up and keep going as we all do!
stewartava about 14 years ago
Insurance on the right, ..of course. Heck with those liberal left legs. Right?
We are the right insurance company for you. We owe the left nothing. Get well soon!
gocomicsmember about 14 years ago
I have an accidental death or dismemberment policy that will pay more if I lose both legs than if I lose one (left or right doesn’t matter). But since I already am missing one leg, the most I can lose now is one, even though I would end up without any leg to stand on. (Pun intended, but the situation is no joke.)
Commentator about 14 years ago
Ziggy needs to buy an Uzi and go postal.
gofinsc about 14 years ago
It only covers the right leg WHEN the left one is in the sling.