Jake Likes Onions by Jake Thompson for March 07, 2018

If he doesn’t speed up, there won’t be any life goals to have. He’ll be dinner.

So slowly, that he forgets what those goals were.

Yes, if you’ve got a tiger on your butt, perhaps a speedy escalation of movement might preserve your dazed existence. However, if “tiger” is a metaphor for “Death”, your ass is grass no matter what.

I was thinking it must be monthly strip

Oh great, I’ve signed up for another bi-annual comic.

I guess you moved on to better things, too.

And anther one bites the dust.

I follow (well, “followed”) this strip here on GoComics and have been checking back periodically. Finally did a little digging (the interwebs thingy) and there are three ways to continue following this ‘toon: 1) on Twitter @JakeLikesOnions; 2) at Jake’s website http://jakelikesonions.com/; and 3) on Facebook https://www.facebook.com/jakelikesonions/

I guess he no longer wanted to continue with this site, but it seems odd that GoComics wouldn’t have pulled it. He’s been continuously posting on all of these other platforms since this March 7th strip.