Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 21, 2018

Major Tom has gone to the General John.

“For here am I sitting on my tin can…”

dedicated to David Bogs, er, Bowie

“Take your protein pill and put your helmet on.”

He’s off to Provost’s Privy. It sings.

Now I’m going to be playing that song in my head……

That’s what happens when you recycle doors!

That’s what happens when you recycle doors!

Unfortunately for Major Tom, the project was running over budget, and there’s nothing on the other side of that door but vacuum. (It really sucks.)

I believe this is Major John.

We salute you David Bowie.

A tribute to the last Great Rocker!

I’ve found that toting the living room wireless phone to “The Office” de-activates the switch hidden under the seat that alerts the world to ‘call me’ .. Without that simple act, the phone rings at will.

Went to the little alien’s room? At least that’s what that icon looks like to me.

good thing they didn’t give him an outhouse