Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 27, 2018

How about ‘lily livered’?

I have to remember this one when I refer to my Congressman. Is there a politically-correct term to refer to his lack of genitals?.

We once knew a paleontologist who worked with fossil invertebrates. When we mentioned this to another friend he said “When did Bob work at NameOfLargeCompany?”

How about, “Abdomenally Jaundiced”?

What we need is PC challenged.

Scrotally Impaired ?

How about finding an editor who knows how to edit? Vertebrae is misspelled, and the wrong part of speech. It should be vertebrally.