Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 22, 2018

But she never wants to work a day shift.

I used to refer to that day as “Kiddie’s day at the zoo”.

She’s usually so ap-roachable, but today her nits are getting in her hair and bugging her.

Don’t turn the light on.

I’ll bet some of her children stick around after she leaves. Let’s see, where did I put my lunch?