Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 15, 2018

Zipper is a direct threat to your bottom line, Zonker.

Zipper isn’t even the last generation, Mr Jay. You’ve got all the Gen-Zs to work on next!

“Sammy McSerious”? Gotta love it.

Lance Armstrong, LOL!

Say it isn’t so, Gary.

If we just made opioids legal and taxed the crap out of them we wouldn’t have these drug problems.

Research shows that if even heroin addicts don’t have any difficulty getting their stuff, they just go to work and do their job. It’s important to have laws preventing this, so that they will have to turn to crime and we can keep pushing the narrative that drugs (except coffee, cigarettes, and alcohol, of course!) will instantly turn you into a defective human being.

What keeps Mr. Jay going, is the premium stuff Sammy McSerious is growing.

I want to believe.

I want to believe.

I want to believe.

I want to believe.

You choose which one’s best… ☺

Oops it didn’t leave the spaces as I originally typed it but you get the idea above

How does GBT reconcile his love of pot, a weed people smoke to get a desired effect, with his hatred of tobacco, a weed people smoke to get a desired effect?

The Next Generation?? John Boehner just realized there’s money in the pot business. He’s evolved. He’s all for it. That green sticky cash he’s addicted to, is so much more addicting than Mary Jane.

It’s official… Our little Zonker has grown up.

Cheer up, Mr. Jay. Wing nuts like John Boehner are embracing you now.

It sure is sad when a young hipster sells out – even when he sells out to the DEMON WEED!