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You know, I’ve had the opposite problem, I’ve been on dates where the guy I’m out with actually says “gee, you UNDERSTAND how the electoral college works? But you’re a CHICK! I don’t even understand that and I’m a guy.”
No, I’m not a bird - I’m complicated, but you’re a doofus.
DoctorToon: That was just her way of saying, “It’s not you, it’s me…”
You just got let down easy. The real reason is probably the fact that your “too deep” thinking involved unusual uses for duct tape.
margueritem over 16 years ago
Pierre + Paris Hilton, a match made in Heaven, or Hell. Take your pick.
KingRat over 16 years ago
Paris has an image to keep up, she needs people who bathe.
DougDean over 16 years ago
We need to get your date and Pierre together!
runar over 16 years ago
doctoroon, I’m sure she must have had some kind of depths you could have explored.
ejcapulet over 16 years ago
You know, I’ve had the opposite problem, I’ve been on dates where the guy I’m out with actually says “gee, you UNDERSTAND how the electoral college works? But you’re a CHICK! I don’t even understand that and I’m a guy.” No, I’m not a bird - I’m complicated, but you’re a doofus.
Ray_C over 16 years ago
DoctorToon: That was just her way of saying, “It’s not you, it’s me…” You just got let down easy. The real reason is probably the fact that your “too deep” thinking involved unusual uses for duct tape.