Close to Home by John McPherson for April 05, 2018

And they don’t even look like the real kind.

What was their father’s name, Bob? (And did he wear square pants?)

They came down south to soak up the sunshine.

Just don’t hug them too hard or you’ll have a real mess.

At least they can do the dishes!

I’m glad you explained that. I thought they were lepers.

Wait a minute! Just how many arms do these things have? And the dots are spreading to the little girl! Eeek!

This one leaves me with a complete blank for a response,

Eeeuuwww, if they are staying I am leaving!