What? You’re jealous of people who have children? Oh…now I understand, you will have to relate to them. Begin with, “Hey little boy, see that truck backing up to the loading dock. If you go and stand directly behind it, you get to keep the first item offloaded.
Sisyphos almost 16 years ago
Does M. Smokey count as a “child”?
cleokaya almost 16 years ago
What? You’re jealous of people who have children? Oh…now I understand, you will have to relate to them. Begin with, “Hey little boy, see that truck backing up to the loading dock. If you go and stand directly behind it, you get to keep the first item offloaded.
AliKzam almost 16 years ago
What does Mona do for a living, again? Forget relating to children, cleokaya. She probably frightens them, naturally.
lisa4romMpls almost 16 years ago
Sisyphos says: Does M. Smokey count as a “child”?
I was wondering the same thing!
Wynterbite almost 16 years ago
No worries, Mona. It’s an unwritten law that you can feed the kids laxative-laced candies if they get on your nerves.