Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 16, 2018

Francis is so boring

Riddle of the day: What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?

My list would be just as bad, if not worse… I’d start of with:

1. My name is Jonathan.

2. I live in Earth.

3. I live in Asia.

4. I live in South East Asia.

5. I am a boy.

Etc etc…

How Can we Trust you, Francis? Because What if you secretly Hate oatmeal.

For a list like that, I’d rather have truth over excitement.

anyone ever notice that Francis sometimes looks like Sherman ? https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mr-peabody-sherman/images/b/b7/Dreamworks-animation-mr-peabody-and-sherman-film-2014.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140224204855

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I don’t know if Alex isn’t here or I’m just here before him, so here’s another trivia question:

When Artur became the lead singer for Enslave the Mollusk, what did Francis suggest Nate play before he took the drums?

Today’s random comic!!!

https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2008/02/10?ct=v&cti=2105031

(Continuing of Francis’ list)

3.) I eat my oatmeal with a spoon

4.) I like my oatmeal hot.

6.) I put a little bit of milk in my oatmeal to cool it down.

7.) I stirr the milk into my oatmeal so it has a chance to cool down.

8.) Sometimes I’ll have a piece of toast with my oatmeal.

9.) I like to put butter on my toast.

10.) I put the butter on my toast with a knife.

11.) The knife I use to put butter on my toast is the same knife I used to kill 7 people.

I have a science test tomorrow just like MavisGirl… width me luck! :D

This is a little late, but I would enjoy Francis’s list more than Nate’s.Poll: Do you like oatmeal? If you do, what do you like on it?(Blueberries, sugar, brown sugar, cream, milk, strawberries, etc…)

Your lies always come back to you sooner or later and you’ll have to remember every single one of them if you don’t want to be branded as a liar.

Cool. I like to put dried cranberries, sliced almonds and blackberry jam or orange marmalade in my oatmeal.

Everything was fine without raisins. #boycottraisins

I have another idea for Francis: “I am a hopeless idiot”

Francis is not gonna be famous