“…Send out for scotch, boil me a crabCut me a rose, make my tea with the petalsJust hang around, pick up the tabNever out think me, just mink mePolar bear rug me, don’t bug meNew Thunderbird me, you heard meI’m getting hungry, peel me a grape…”-Dave Frishberg, “Peel Me a Grape”
ALL HAIL HER MAJESTY, THE GRAND EXALTED EMPRESS OF CATOTOPIA… CYBIL THE GIN-DRINKING CANNON-FIRING PAPER-SHREDDING MICE-CATCHING FLESH-EATING GUN-TOTING LIO-OWNED SQUID-ALLIANCED DOG-ENEMY I-DO-NOT-WANT-CAT-FOOD I-WILL-FIRE-CANNONS-AT-LIO-IF-I-WILL-IN-ORDER-TO-NOT-HAVE-THAT-CAT-FOOD IF-I-MUST-HAVE-CAT-FOOD-LIO-MUST-WAVE-A-PALM-LEAF-OVER-ME-AND-ACT-UNSATISFIED-AND-MAYBE-I-WILL-STILL-NOT-EAT-IT-WHY-DID-TASTESLIKECHICKEN-DECIDE-TO-GIVE-ME-SUCH-A-LONG-TITLE-I’M-OUT-OF-HERE
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
How else would Cybil want to eat her din-din?
chris_weaver over 6 years ago
Know your place, Lio!
josephz2va over 6 years ago
Unless you want Cybil to cause your clothes harm
Lyons Group, Inc. over 6 years ago
Spoiled animal!
jackianne1020 over 6 years ago
Dogs have owners, cats have staff. Or in Cybil’s case, servants.
johndifool over 6 years ago
Does Her Highness require anything else?
A can of caviar, perhaps?
Casey Jones over 6 years ago
Cats were worshiped as gods in ancient Egypt, and THEY never forgot it.
noahproblem over 6 years ago
I can’t blame Cybil – she works up quite a sweat walking over to her bowl, not to mention while eating.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 6 years ago
Was that fan made from feathers belonging to birds that Cybil killed herself?
bigcatbusiness over 6 years ago
Just a summarize on how the cat and human relationship is really like.
TazzTec over 6 years ago
“…Send out for scotch, boil me a crabCut me a rose, make my tea with the petalsJust hang around, pick up the tabNever out think me, just mink mePolar bear rug me, don’t bug meNew Thunderbird me, you heard meI’m getting hungry, peel me a grape…”-Dave Frishberg, “Peel Me a Grape”
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
It is a rare privilege for Lio to be Fan Bearer and Operator By Appointment to Her Royal Highness. (Or else!)
Bearded Man at Sea over 6 years ago
ALL HAIL HER MAJESTY, THE GRAND EXALTED EMPRESS OF CATOTOPIA… CYBIL THE GIN-DRINKING CANNON-FIRING PAPER-SHREDDING MICE-CATCHING FLESH-EATING GUN-TOTING LIO-OWNED SQUID-ALLIANCED DOG-ENEMY I-DO-NOT-WANT-CAT-FOOD I-WILL-FIRE-CANNONS-AT-LIO-IF-I-WILL-IN-ORDER-TO-NOT-HAVE-THAT-CAT-FOOD IF-I-MUST-HAVE-CAT-FOOD-LIO-MUST-WAVE-A-PALM-LEAF-OVER-ME-AND-ACT-UNSATISFIED-AND-MAYBE-I-WILL-STILL-NOT-EAT-IT-WHY-DID-TASTESLIKECHICKEN-DECIDE-TO-GIVE-ME-SUCH-A-LONG-TITLE-I’M-OUT-OF-HERE