Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for April 16, 2018

of course

Tony asked, about 3 or 4 hours ago on Facebook|Twitter; thank you for posting it on the latter again, @Tony!

Where’s your lunch?

Under planning.

I usually only eat a very late breakfast and then a late dinner…

and I just had the latter a couple of hours ago.

Ergo…. where is lunch?

It’s sitting in some nebulous future.

Hopefully, not bought yet, and especially not made….

cos it would probably be spoiled by the time I get there.

“The backpack ate my homework.”

In the fridge. Spring mix, tomatoes, Italian dressing.

I don’t eat lunch. Breakfast and dinner, however, are in the fridge.

Is your head screwed on tightly?

now the question is when did he pack lunch

Where’s my lunch? Nevermore.

Since it’s past dinner time here, my lunch for today is long gone. I haven’t made tomorrow’s yet.