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Itās like the old joke about a gravestone that read, āHere lies a politician and an honest manā; it turned out that there were two guys in one grave.
SherlockWatson your joke reminds me of another joke about politicians. āHow Can You Tell If A Politician Is Lying? If His Lips Are Moving - Heās Lying.ā
Oh I suppose that there are few honest office holders out there, at the bottom of the tottom pole with no hope of ever getting to a point where they can make a differents.
My Congressman, Howard Coble, who has refused to take any of the pay raises Congress has voted itself in recent years (and which he voted against), refuses to join the Congressional pension or medical insurance plans (which he also voted against), and who consistently behaves like a gentleman to everyone.
Fact Checkā¦Congress voted to nix the automatic pay raise for 2010 in 2009 and in May of 2010 agreed not to have an automatic pay raise in 2011ā¦.guess that includes all congressmen and women.
margueritem about 14 years ago
Definitely a trick question.
Llewellenbruce about 14 years ago
Abe Lincoln was one that comes to mind.
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
Itās like the old joke about a gravestone that read, āHere lies a politician and an honest manā; it turned out that there were two guys in one grave.
magnamax about 14 years ago
Wouldnāt you just love to hear a candidate say āHeII yeah, Iām stoned right now?ā
If you find this objectionable feel ftree to flag it, but please think first.
boldyuma about 14 years ago
Will Rogersā¦never met Howard Cosell..and.. most members of congress..
georgelanigan about 14 years ago
SherlockWatson your joke reminds me of another joke about politicians. āHow Can You Tell If A Politician Is Lying? If His Lips Are Moving - Heās Lying.ā
woodwork about 14 years ago
Yes, he did. Uncle Will knew quite a few politiciansā¦why do you think he wanted his statue where it isā¦āso I can keep an eye on āemā
Dkram about 14 years ago
Oh I suppose that there are few honest office holders out there, at the bottom of the tottom pole with no hope of ever getting to a point where they can make a differents.
Mr Smith dosnāt go to Washington any more.
Bummer thoughts for New Years.
Oh well, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!! \\//_
corpcasselbury about 14 years ago
My Congressman, Howard Coble, who has refused to take any of the pay raises Congress has voted itself in recent years (and which he voted against), refuses to join the Congressional pension or medical insurance plans (which he also voted against), and who consistently behaves like a gentleman to everyone.
SplendensPluviaNemus about 14 years ago
Eh, I hear Ron Paul comes pretty close to Broomieās initial answer.
aerwalt about 14 years ago
Happy New Year All !!
hopeandjoy2 about 14 years ago
Fact Checkā¦Congress voted to nix the automatic pay raise for 2010 in 2009 and in May of 2010 agreed not to have an automatic pay raise in 2011ā¦.guess that includes all congressmen and women.
walkingmancomics about 14 years ago
Mr. Barnie Frank, from the truly great state of Vermont (wish I were there, back homeā¦!)