Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 27, 2018

Use the stairs. It’s healthier.

OMG who beefed!

Hey, sounds like it’ll be a gas!

2 snerks up! Phart jokes are phunny.

Beans, beans the musical fruit…..

Somebody open the window!

Chili potluck at work!!!! Don’t forget the corn bread.

In other news, Mylanta sales skyrocketed

This is not in Texas because we don’t put beans in our chili.

I’m not usually a big fan of fart jokes but this one is HILLAIRIOUS! Best comic of the day!

I laughed out loud. I needed that today. Thanks Mr. Paris.

Who can forget those Pepto-Bismol song and dance commercials.

This was created by a true fartist.

Yea. I’ve done that. I then pressed all the buttons as I left.

Usually the one who smelt it dealt it. Of course in this case …

Oy!

This is hardly worse than “take your child to work day”…

Reminds me of that episode of “The Office” where Kevin brings a pot of his “Famous Chili” to the office and ends up spilling most of it on the floor.