Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 15, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Did Calvin confuse a pair of binoculars for a softball?

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    alaskajohn1  almost 7 years ago

    If Dad blows every capillary in his body Calvin won’t have to worry about anything except maybe Dad’s funeral. Then he can wait for his inheritance and buy a new pair for himself.

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    TMO1 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Well really – who would let a six-year-old handle binoculars?

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    codycab  almost 7 years ago

    Probably be a better excuse than “a dog at my homework!”

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    rentier  almost 7 years ago

    That’s certainly terrible, Calvin, he’ll forget it after a while!!

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    Bilan  almost 7 years ago

    Guess what Calvin? You’re now an indentured servant at the patent office.

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    jpayne4040  almost 7 years ago

    Way to “be careful” with them, Calvin!

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    orinoco womble  almost 7 years ago

    C’mon, Dad, you’ve known Calvin for six years and you lend him something treasured and fragile? Your bad.

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    rshive  almost 7 years ago

    Calvin, try explaining this "very careful’ stuff to Dad.

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    Morduin00  almost 7 years ago

    Calvin… when telling Dad, just stop at “I dropped them”. Dont ever give the inquisitor any more than necessary.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   almost 7 years ago

    Calvin’s level of creativity is extremely well developed, but his ability to see how his actions may turn out (executive planning) is a bit stunted – even at this age.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 7 years ago

    This incident could be a learning moment for Calvin, but then again, we are talking about Calvin here.

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    joefearsnothing  almost 7 years ago

    …..very carefully!

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    Earnestly Frank  almost 7 years ago

    Go break something else. Then Dad will forget about the binoculars…

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    JohnDough  almost 7 years ago

    The word is “binocular,” not a “pair of binoculars,” which means two binoculars. The prefix “bi,” from the Latin bini, means double or two. Add it to “ocular,” from the Latin oculus, meaning eye, and you’ve described a two-eyed instrument. A binocular.

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    ChessPirate  almost 7 years ago

    “I was captured by zombies, and they made me break them…”

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    “He’ll blow every capillary in his body.” What a great phrase!

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    Luanaphile  almost 7 years ago

    What a crappy pair of binoculars – can’t toss them on concrete!

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    … other than that its a complete mystery!

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