Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 17, 2010
December 16, 2010
December 18, 2010
Transcript:
Woman: Know how far a snowblower can throw a hockey puck? Man: Uh... Woman: No need to guess. The answer is behind my broken car window across the street from your newly clean driveway.
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pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
A new winter hazard.
lippone almost 14 years ago
I hate when that happens!!!
pksampso almost 14 years ago
I learned last winter that a snowblower will NOT throw a fallen oak branch buried in the snow. Not particularly useful information (I knew it anyway) but an expensive lesson all the same.
Yukoneric almost 14 years ago
Fingerprints????
arsmall almost 14 years ago
Whoa!
Redhead55 almost 14 years ago
I liked it better BEFORE my husband retired. The snowblower got a tune-up every summer, the gutters got cleaned, the yard was mowed regularly. SInce his retirement NONE of that was done this year … so we now have ice dams in the gutters and 5 inches of snow in the driveway and on the sidewalk. I didn’t know retirement from “work” meant at home as well!
Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Hey, Redhead55: The reason this stuff isn’t getting done is that when you retire, you lose 8 hours each day. Therefore, the “extra” work you once did at home takes longer. Bless your heart–put a snow shovel on your shoulder and walk south. When someone asks you what that thing is on your shoulder, you’ve gone far enough. Move there. :)