The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 30, 2018

It’s cheap, but it has to be said …

He got salsa-ed last night.

He picked up a cute tomato last night, outside the onion hall, and they did some cutting up…

They were both pretty smashed by then… I know the air got a little spicy…

He’s pretty smooth, and he let her think he was rich…

She was pretty hot stuff… but she started acting cold, when the chips were down,

and she found out he didn’t really have any oil, and his ride was an old lemon.

I’m not surprised there’s not much left of him this morning….

he spread himself so thin last night.

Talk about being green with envy!

Come back next week and see the Unholy Cannoli!

Mom doesn’t know the half of it.

Well on the way to being stoned.

Riddle me this batman, are Avacados good for you?

Avocado helluva hangover, too.

Church is nacho thing today, ’Cado?

And here I thought she was going to the pit of jal(apeno)….

Someone always has to play the Devil’s avocado.

Avocado, have two cado.

Is his name Hass?

I always wondered how to tell if the guacamole had gone bad.