Bad Machinery by John Allison for May 23, 2018

She’s never been there at finals time, I take it.

He’s wearing a Charlie Brown sweater.

There are some things a mother can’t discuss with their daughters.

All university students do is stand around looking casual? Damn, I could have gone.

Unfortunately, I don’t think it’s anything as simple as that this time, Neil.

Does the map show the location of the indoor kayaking pool?

“Yes, Mildred, time travel is possible. It’s an old Soviet invention!”

You must not tit about with time travel.

I’d suggest getting into the TARDIS, but if something is broken, then it’s a fixed point in time and there is nothing we can do.

TOMTIT from a 3rd Doctor episode.

I was Expecting a question about time travel, what with Calvin appearing looking like he was from the past.