Close to Home by John McPherson for May 04, 2018

Some caribou are filling in; the moose are on strike.

Moose Scats would probably be more accurate.

It’s hard to make them stay in the vats, they keep getting cold feet.

Now we know that’s not chunks of chocolate.

A friend of mine worked at an ice cream factory; all ice cream starts as vanilla and as accidents happen, it becomes other flavours.

Welp, I HAD ice cream on my shopping list, but now, not so much.

Try all you want – I’m still buying it AND eating it. It’s my favorite.

I just hope they washed their feet beforehand.

During the holidays they make Moose Turd pie.

I think they’re taking the flavor name just a bit too literally.

eeeuw

Uh, guys, the chocolate is not chocolate.