Cleats by Bill Hinds for May 04, 2012
Transcript:
Georgie: That was a wonderful meal, Bull. Coach Tippit: Did we finish our dinner already? Georgie: And dessert. We're on our second round of espresso. Tippit: Wow, the evening slipped right by me. Just like our forwards slipped past your Dingo defense. Georgie: Say what...? Tippit: I just think your defensive strategy was suspect. It didn't take into account our Panther speed. Uh... Georgie...? Where'd she... Waiter: I believe you've been judged to be offside, my friend.
frumdebang over 12 years ago
That’s about the only tension there is in a soccer game. 0-0 after 90 minutes seems the norm in the top ranks.
dugharry over 12 years ago
Soccer:- 22 grown men kicking a ball of wind around a meadow
hippogriff over 12 years ago
Dugharry: Most spectator sports involve agitating a bag of air – hitting a ball of yarn is the main exception.