Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 15, 2018

I’m with you, Rip.

The boob’s lunch became a booby trap.

Little Debbie has ruined more lives, and waistlines, then he can count. And it’s swiss rolls, Rip, not eye rolls.

Ka-LITTLE DEBBIE’S!

Careful, Rip. The goons might be able to find you by following the sound of eyes rolling.

KA-EYE ROLL!

oh come on Dan! Couldn’t you made it star crunches!

Ha! Poor TNT! Done in by Hazelnut coffee and Swiss rolls! Munch, munch, Stoofid swiff..smack slurp…wolls!

I know, Rip… I know…

And the Dragoncat Award goes to… I am Cartoon Lady!

Now I’m hungry…