The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 14, 2018

Don’t take away his pipe! In a lot of the cartoons, that’s what he uses to reach his can of spinach, then he sucks it through the pipe.

Touch me pipe and you get my twister punch!

Popeye’s been smoking for over 90 years…

I guess if it hasn’t killed him yet, it probably won’t.

But you’d better tattoo some new lines around his arms. or send him to someone who will…

You don’t want them “muskels” leaking all over the place.

Better work on those calves and ankles too while you’re there.

to help prevent a scar, he should rub the area with a little Olive Oil

I figure at some point in the not-too-distant future tattoo removal is going to be a growth industry. I hope.

What would Barnacle Bill do?

There’s a pipe dream.

He doesn’t smoke; he “TOOT TOOT!”

What’s the Pink Pearl reference? Yeah, I did a quick search, but didn’t see anything to answer.

I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

It ain’t spinach. It’s steroids.