FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 22, 1988

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Wait a minute. Morton Goldthwait- isn't he like that total brain? Paige: That's a bit of an understatement. He's the kid who always wins the science fairs by building nuclear thing-a-majig. He's in some math class I can't even pronounce and the entire science department calls him "sir" Peter: Stil, he can't be all that smart. Paige: Wanna bet? Peter: I mean, not if he asked you out. Paige: Some might say that's proof of his superior mental faculties...