Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for May 23, 2018

win-win situation for the neighbor

The two are inexorably linked

Methinks his glass is white; I can’t see through it.

I’d love to see Stan’s lawn….

is he truly the paragon of lawn caretaking, himself?

Then again, maybe I don’t want to look….

Cos if his lawn IS perfect, I’ll wish I could still imagine it full of bare patches, crabgrass and dandelions.

BTW, I thought that was a tall white coffee cup.

They usually have coffee every Wednesday, usually with cups marked P and S.

Meanwhile…. Tony asks…

“And the Sea of Tranquility is on what?”

Aww, Tony….. do you want to spoil your own joke?

OK,OK…. I suppose….

Just in case anybody actually doesn’t know….

Stan isn’t talking about tranquil blue waters.

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The Sea of Tranquility is ˙uooɯ ǝɥʇ uo

The Sea of Tranquility is on the moon, Tony.

A day without insults is like a day without sunshine.

Came out to enjoy the daily insult?

Moon over the earth or Moon someone from a passing car???

“And the Sea of Tranquility is on what?”

The map of the moon that’s posted outside of the studio where they filmed astronauts on the moon.

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(I’ll just let that simmer over there.)

Was that a rhetorical question, Peter? You should know how much he enjoys insulting you. But then I’m surprised Peter realized it was an insult.