FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 06, 2018

that is a pretty ridiculous woman’s swim suit indeed

I bet Jason could figure out a way to shrink you.

I know some fabrics can REALLY stretch, but…

At the beginning of the conversation I thought Roger was going to end up in trouble.

Reason number 16 why I’m glad I’m not a girl: guys don’t care what they look like in a swimsuit. Unfortunately, for the rest of us, this is true.

If you’re old enough or young enough that your heart can stand it, check out the wickedweasel.com website.

for the love of God, put it on

My husband will never go to the beach so problem solved no bathing suit.

Looks like the right size to me…