FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 21, 1992

Transcript:

Paige: ...and after you've wallpapered my room, you can steam-clean my carpet... I'll also expect you to drive me to and from the mall every Saturday and Sunday for, oh, let's say six months... Peter: Paige, all you're doing is giving me a ticket to a stupid Bruce Springsteen cog.... cough comfort! Paige: Make that nine months... Peter: Stupid drool.