Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 04, 2018

Reason enough for an assassination!

He has that lean and colorful look.

Tan, Stan.

Friends, Romans, carpenters….

I come to paint Caesar’s house, not to raze it….

Now what did he tell me?

Something like “Beware the sides of tarps?”

‘Tis true…. I really shouldn’t stay up so late…

Is this an off-color joke?

@ SusanSunshineHey, old friend, I’m trying to reach you! Chk ur voicemail!

VOY, eh?

When you do start to paint, stay in the lines, don’t go Roman outside of them!

The Romans are crazy!

Now we know the real reason for the assassination. Caesar told one pun too many.