FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 01, 1993

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Paige: Mother, you wouldn't happen to have any cyanide pills, would you? Andy: Good heavens, no, what's wrong? Paige I have a humongous math test tomorrow. Andy: Oh. Paige: I figured I'd be better off just ending things now, before the agony starts. Andy: Paige, no math test is that bad! Paige: It's not the test that worries me. Andy: Huh? Jason: Your tutor awaits...