Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 01, 2018

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    santa72404  over 6 years ago

    Must of been those ghost peppers he had for lunch.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Is Preparation H flammable?

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    whahoppened  over 6 years ago

    Tuff it out. It’ll go away in a few seconds and you’ll sparkle like new. And just explode with energy.

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    It takes less time to start feeling that burning sensation when you have such a short fuse.

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    ptnjbrown  over 6 years ago

    At least he will go out with a bang.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 6 years ago

    “Explosive Diarrhea.”

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    Stocky One  over 6 years ago

    Johnny Cash once did a song about that – “That burning ring of fire.”

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    Darryl Heine  over 6 years ago

    Does the Web M.D. site still exist?

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    dtercho  over 6 years ago

    And all the video clips of people attempting to launch bottle rockets out of their butt cracks.

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    gocubzgo  over 6 years ago

    What? No Uranus puns yet?

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 6 years ago

    put a smile on my face. burning sensations on the behind came when I pooped one time. many many years ago. in the woods – in a patch of trees and grass – which unbeknownst to me – had poison ivy in the mix. ohhhhhh the agony. ohhhhhh the burning sensation. ohhhhh the fact that there was no plop plop fizz fizz relief for it. still, chuckle at my ignorance AND the doctor’s reaction when he saw it.

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    RWill  over 6 years ago

    opens live chat

    “Is it a shooting pain?”

    “It will be in three … two …”

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