put a smile on my face. burning sensations on the behind came when I pooped one time. many many years ago. in the woods – in a patch of trees and grass – which unbeknownst to me – had poison ivy in the mix. ohhhhhh the agony. ohhhhhh the burning sensation. ohhhhh the fact that there was no plop plop fizz fizz relief for it. still, chuckle at my ignorance AND the doctor’s reaction when he saw it.
santa72404 over 6 years ago
Must of been those ghost peppers he had for lunch.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
Is Preparation H flammable?
whahoppened over 6 years ago
Tuff it out. It’ll go away in a few seconds and you’ll sparkle like new. And just explode with energy.
Stevefk over 6 years ago
It takes less time to start feeling that burning sensation when you have such a short fuse.
ptnjbrown over 6 years ago
At least he will go out with a bang.
BearsDown Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Explosive Diarrhea.”
Stocky One over 6 years ago
Johnny Cash once did a song about that – “That burning ring of fire.”
Darryl Heine over 6 years ago
Does the Web M.D. site still exist?
dtercho over 6 years ago
And all the video clips of people attempting to launch bottle rockets out of their butt cracks.
gocubzgo over 6 years ago
What? No Uranus puns yet?
Saddenedby Premium Member over 6 years ago
put a smile on my face. burning sensations on the behind came when I pooped one time. many many years ago. in the woods – in a patch of trees and grass – which unbeknownst to me – had poison ivy in the mix. ohhhhhh the agony. ohhhhhh the burning sensation. ohhhhh the fact that there was no plop plop fizz fizz relief for it. still, chuckle at my ignorance AND the doctor’s reaction when he saw it.
RWill over 6 years ago
opens live chat
“Is it a shooting pain?”
“It will be in three … two …”