I think we all knew it was a wiffle bat in the first panel, otherwise Monty’s head would be bashed in like a watermelon at a Gallagher performance. But wouldn’t a wiffle bat go “bonk bonk” instead of ’wap wap?" Mine did. A real bat would go “wap wap.”
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 6 years ago
No Monty, we just thought your skull was that thick.
ramblinron Premium Member over 6 years ago
Whoops, Meddick goofed. Center panel Monty has FIVE fingers. Shame, shame, shame…
Skeptical Meg over 6 years ago
I am seriously disappointed.
F-Flash over 6 years ago
I had a semi-independent neural network once, but it couldn’t compete with the Oprah Network.
Darsan54 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Wheeeeew. Sorta had me worried there for a sec.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Funny thing is, the little robot guy could back off a ways so as not to be hitting Monty at all.
Jaw Jacker over 6 years ago
Why did you have to tell us that Monty? You spoiled the gag. Remember “it isn’t funny until someone gets hurt”
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 6 years ago
An air-bat for an air-head.
Mayor Snorkum over 6 years ago
I think we all knew it was a wiffle bat in the first panel, otherwise Monty’s head would be bashed in like a watermelon at a Gallagher performance. But wouldn’t a wiffle bat go “bonk bonk” instead of ’wap wap?" Mine did. A real bat would go “wap wap.”
swedishdaddy over 6 years ago
That is showing the readers true respect!
cuzinron47 over 6 years ago
Ah, OSHA strikes again.
Andrew Bosch Premium Member over 6 years ago
If it were Rick and Morty, then it would get quite a bit worse.
lohaces over 6 years ago
I had a wiffle bat used on me when I was a teenager; they can hurt!
mdmp22 over 6 years ago
Lol I was totally thinking about that
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Keep telling yourself that, Monty. Maybe after you’ve been hit enough times, you’ll even believe it….