This stalker walks into a bar and says, “Gimme twelve martinis, I’m celebrating my first blow job!”
The bartender says, “Hey that’s great! I give ya a thirteenth on, on the house!”
Stalker says, “No, if twelve of ‘em don’t get the taste out of my mouth, to heck with it!”
D-i-c-e-R over 13 years ago
She must be playing hard to get. I accept the challenge.
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
Or she’s a marketer for NBC’s DVD sales division…
odeliasimone over 13 years ago
Stalking is NOT a joke. It is a signal that stalker is mentally unstable and could be very dangerous to the stalked.
pumpgirl over 13 years ago
This stalker walks into a bar… . .
jpozenel over 13 years ago
Isn’t it funny that you hardly ever hear of a woman complaining about very handsome stalkers?
SaunaBeach over 13 years ago
This stalker walks into a bar and says, “Gimme twelve martinis, I’m celebrating my first blow job!” The bartender says, “Hey that’s great! I give ya a thirteenth on, on the house!” Stalker says, “No, if twelve of ‘em don’t get the taste out of my mouth, to heck with it!”
I did clean the language up on this one.