Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 05, 2010

A big help you are, Cosmo!

Cosmo’s brain has been sucked out.

No. You’d be dead!

“If you were going faster than the speed of light and you turned on your headlights, would they do anything?”

Steven Wright

You can’t go faster than light so the question is meaningless!

^They would project a beam of Dark ahead of you.

Light travels faster than sound. Which explains why some people appear to be bright until you hear then speak.

Anyway, you have to consider the almost 73% of dark energy in it.

the answer to the question…….you would hear it only if the mic was turned on in his space suit…your in a vacuum,you have to be wearing space suits.

Sound does not travel in a physical vacuum, as there are no particles for it to travel upon. It does, however, travel extensively in an intellectual vacuum, as is proven in every election cycle.

If you’re in a vacuum and someone calls your name presumably both of you are in the same vacuum and you are both alive, therefore you are in pressure suits. So is your radio on?

@Yukoner How true, how true!

It would be really hard to breathe in all that dust in a vacuum.

depends if it is a Hoover or not those things are really loud

I think he should know. After all is name is Cosmo.

Nah, it’s one of them riddles. If you’re in a vacuum & someone calls your name, you’re a spider.

“Popular Junk.” Sounds like every modern magazine. And TV show.